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emoticon question marksThere are two ways to get your house cleaned in record time : unexpected company on the way over and losing something important.

I now have a clean house. I do not have company. Sadly, I also do not have my car keys.

No, not really about writing or teaching, and I’m certainly not laughing. But I’m also not going anywhere any time soon and needed a little pity. Or a designated spot to place car keys. And perhaps some advice on what to do about the gremlins I evidently have in my house that are partial to shiny things.